Most shirts feel like they gave up halfway through the internet. Ours? They're crafted like your favorite cursed meme: unhinged, intentional, and built to last. We source better blanks, use sharper prints, and don’t let quality take a backseat to irony. It’s streetwear with substance—and yes, it can survive the group chat roast cycle.

We ship fast enough to beat the discourse cycle. Most orders head out in 2–3 business days, so your drip shows up before the meme dies. Tracking info? Of course. Delays? Only if Mercury’s in retrograde.

Don’t worry, your card info isn’t getting leaked faster than a finsta breakup post. We use encrypted checkouts and secure processors, so your bank account stays as locked down as your old Tumblr. Safe, smooth, and totally scammer-free—unless you count that one tee that looks too good to be legal.

We don’t do copy-paste robots or “sorry for the inconvenience” energy. If you’re in a thread you can’t escape (literally or metaphorically), our team’s here with real help and maybe a meme. Slightly cheeky, always helpful—because even customer support should be chronically online.